Okay, look. I'm a guy. I am not
metrosexual, nor am I suave or debonaire. I'm a bit of a slob. Now,
that doesn't mean I'm dirty or I trash other people's stuff. I'm very
respectful of others. I just don't spend a lot of time on my own
appearance.
So what if there's a little cheese
stain on my shirt? So what if my jeans have bleach splatter? It's
just clothes.
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| This is what I like to wear. |
My wife hates my taste in clothing. I'd
rather wear a long sleeve, button down shirt with a tank top
underneath and slacks.
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| This is what my wife wants me to wear. |
She'd rather I dress 'younger'
in t-shirts, jeans, & the like. It took her a while, but most of
my button downs and slacks are gone. Now I wear colorful T’s &
blue jeans. Thanks, honey.
Yes, guys, I gave
in. What else was I supposed to do?
That
isn't to say my wife dresses me. For the most part, I still pick out
my own clothes... She just gives me THE LOOK
if I pick something out she doesn't like. Then it's: Well, I'll just put that shirt right back on the hanger. How's this one?
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| This is how my wife saw me on the 1st date. ;) |
When my wife first met me, I wore a white button down shirt, pocket
full of pens, black dress slacks, and (slightly) worn dress shoes.
She probably thought I was uptight. Now I pretty much dress how she
wants me to.
I still don't see what's wrong with that cheese stain, though.
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No, I'm not throwing out that perfectly good shirt! It's just a
little grease!
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Yes, dear. Right in the trash.
Wives have the sacred duty to dress their husbands as they see fit ;) lol
ReplyDeleteFabi,
DeleteYeah, I know! Most of the time I just disagree with her to get a rise.
;)
Thanks for another great comment!
Very funny post. Must read more.
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you very much, Jenny!
DeleteThey say write what you know, so here I am!
I greatly appreciate the comment!