You
might have seen me refer to something in past blog posts as poking
the bear.
What does this mean, you ask? Well, I like to rile my wife up. I
think it's cute (and yes, funny) to get her really aggravated. It's
often so easy, too! I know it annoys my wife to no end.
That's
not the only thing I do that annoys her, though. In fact, you might
even say that there are 10
things that I do to annoy her (okay, there's way
more than that)! So, without further ado, may I present to you:
TOP 10 THINGS I DO THAT MY WIFE FINDS ANNOYING!
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“So, honey, what was it like when dinosaurs roamed the earth?” |
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My wife is a year older than me, so I often give her grief (in
good humor, mind you) about our age difference. No, I'm not a smart man. No, I don't do it in public. |
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“See, that wouldn't work in real life. There's no way you'd crush a car from a fall like that. Did you see how that guy dodged those bullets...” |
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Yes, I'm one of those people. I talk through movies or TV
shows. Yes, my wife finds it annoying. No, I can't help it. Yes,
sometimes I do it on purpose. |
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“You just went in there! How is it you can shop for 10 minutes and get everything, but it takes me 2 hours!?” |
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My wife likes to send me to the store alone because I'll ruin
the experience for her. I shop like a man. Go in, get what's on
the list, and get out. She hates
taking me (or our son) shopping with her. We follow
her around like dogs, or something. YEESH! |
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“How can you eat all that, and not get huge!? I eat like a bird, and gain 10 pounds!” |
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I didn't start getting bigger until my late 20's. Before that,
I could eat, and eat, and eat and not gain any weight. It's pretty
much the same, now. My wife hates me for it. *sad panda* |
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“Stop sitting there staring at that game!!” |
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My son & I play video games. I play mostly on my laptop. My
wife doesn't understand them. At all. She always wants to know how
we can sit there all day not moving. Hey, I do other stuff! Like
this blog, for instance. ;) |
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“Just tune him out. He does it because he knows you'll give in to him if he annoys you enough.” |
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My son is loud. Real loud. And he can be obnoxious, too. I can
tune this out. My wife, on the other hand... well, she usually
loses it after a few minutes. Yes, my son likes to poke the
bear, too! |
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“This room looks like Barney exploded in it!” |
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My wife says I make fun of her style. I do. She thinks I'm
tacky, well, right back at'cha! (Honestly, though, most of the
time it's just to get a rise out of her) ;) |
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“SNNNNNOOOOO OORRRRRRRRREE EEEEEE!!!!” |
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I snore. My wife snores. I sleep through tornadoes. My wife...
not so much. Apparently, my snoring wakes her up every 5 minutes.
Sorry, dear. |
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“How can you sleep through that!? A train just went through the house!?” |
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As above, I sleep like a log. Always have. And I can sleep
anywhere. I've even fallen asleep standing up against a wall. My
wife, however, sleeps like a criminal on the lam. If our neighbor
3 doors down dropped a fork on his carpeted floor, it'd wake her
up. How is that my fault, exactly? |
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“OMG! Are you watching that crap AGAIN!?!” |
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I watch stuff on Netflix, Hulu, or YouTube... over, and over
again. Sometimes I'll watch a show 3 or 4 times over the course of
a week. This drives my wife batty. She can't stand it. What can I
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