What can I say? I'm not a very smart
man, when it comes to poking the bear.
Don't get me wrong, even I know there are some lines you just
don't cross, but I have been
known to step just a little bit too far. Making fun of her sense of
style is no exception.
Being
a man, my tastes are somewhat... limited. It's just something that I
don't really care about. Like color coordination or fashion details.
Take color, for example. What's the difference between these two:
I'm
not color blind, but they look that 2 shades of the same color: purple. NOPE! One is Lavender! My wife will
spend hours trying to find, say, the right shade of paint to match
the eggplant
purple drapes. She wants cute, matchy-matchy towels in colors that
rhyme... I just want to dry my hands!
Let's
take furniture: I would rather have a nice pair of leather recliners.
My wife wanted a big sofa. Which one do you think we got? (To be
fair, I did talk her into getting a 3 piece sofa with double
recliners on one end... no leather, though... or built in cooler...
or vibrating seats... :( )
Another
thing my wife is really, really into is mermaids. She has mermaid
pictures, paintings, statues... you name it, if it has a mermaid on
it, she'll just love
it! I don't understand, at all. |
| Pepsi... or Cola... I don't know! |
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| Pepsi... or Cola... I don't know! |
Finally,
there are her peacocks.
No, not real peacocks. There... statues or some such.
She named them... Pepsi
& Cola.
I kid you not! What's that all about? And, no, I DON'T KNOW which is which!
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| "1980 called..." |
